Captain Contest
Last year I coined the The Mustache Theme with former Masked Rider Kevin Burns and this year, that's obviously not going to work with the lovely Ashley Hartzog. I am having a difficult time thinking of something clever for our new Masked Rider. Thus, I'm asking you guys for help. I need a caption I can put on the photo below. I don't think I have to say this, but please be respectful. Clever, witty and funny captains are welcome.
WRECK 'EM!

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Masked Rider Caption
Yes that’s a 1,200 lb animal she’s controlling – your team is not a problem.
by rpowel2 on
Sep 4, 2008 7:53 AM CDT
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Tech Sweetheart Raider puts her GUNS UP!
TTpilk
by TTpilk645 on
Sep 4, 2008 9:30 AM CDT
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“Ride ’em Tech Lady Raider”
TTpilk
by TTpilk645 on
Sep 4, 2008 9:33 AM CDT
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A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Wreck’em Tech
With her faithful Pirate companion, Captain Mike, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains leads the fight for law, order and gaudy offensive numbers on the High Plains. The Masked Rider rides again!
by bmaxw on
Sep 4, 2008 10:45 AM CDT
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Our school’s symbol is more feminine than A&M’s “cheerleaders”.
Being an accountant and famous don't go together. If you're a famous accountant, you probably did something wrong.
by Boarder on
Sep 4, 2008 11:51 AM CDT
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After the 1991 movie about a girl and her horse:
“Wild Hartz Can’t Be Broken”
by PhillyRedRaider on
Sep 4, 2008 11:55 AM CDT
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“Scarlet & Black Attack!”
“Round’Em Up & Gun’Em Down!”
“Masked Rider & Midnight Matador, headed for the Touchdown!”
A 1960’s Tech Band theme: “Ride, Raider, Ride!” with ‘The Horse Music’ played.
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Side note:
The Oklahoma State Cowboys copied our Mascot in 1984 with the “Bullet” mascot.
Wonder when they copied our “Guns Up” with their version of “two guns up”?
by Tech Pirate on
Sep 4, 2008 4:39 PM CDT
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oops…Bullet should be “Spirit Rider”……
by Tech Pirate on
Sep 4, 2008 4:44 PM CDT
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Strap a sword on her
and let her have a sword in one hand and a gun in the other!
by Pablo M on
Sep 5, 2008 12:31 PM CDT
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