Captain Contest
Last year I coined the The Mustache Theme with former Masked Rider Kevin Burns and this year, that's obviously not going to work with the lovely Ashley Hartzog. I am having a difficult time thinking of something clever for our new Masked Rider. Thus, I'm asking you guys for help. I need a caption I can put on the photo below. I don't think I have to say this, but please be respectful. Clever, witty and funny captains are welcome.
WRECK 'EM!

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A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Wreck’em Tech
With her faithful Pirate companion, Captain Mike, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains leads the fight for law, order and gaudy offensive numbers on the High Plains. The Masked Rider rides again!
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Our school’s symbol is more feminine than A&M’s “cheerleaders”.
Being an accountant and famous don't go together. If you're a famous accountant, you probably did something wrong.
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After the 1991 movie about a girl and her horse:
“Wild Hartz Can’t Be Broken”
by PhillyRedRaider on Sep 4, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
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“Scarlet & Black Attack!”
“Round’Em Up & Gun’Em Down!”
“Masked Rider & Midnight Matador, headed for the Touchdown!”
A 1960’s Tech Band theme: “Ride, Raider, Ride!” with ‘The Horse Music’ played.
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Side note:
The Oklahoma State Cowboys copied our Mascot in 1984 with the “Bullet” mascot.
Wonder when they copied our “Guns Up” with their version of “two guns up”?

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