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Last year I coined the The Mustache Theme with former Masked Rider Kevin Burns and this year, that's obviously not going to work with the lovely Ashley Hartzog.  I am having a difficult time thinking of something clever for our new Masked Rider.  Thus, I'm asking you guys for help.  I need a caption I can put on the photo below.  I don't think I have to say this, but please be respectful.  Clever, witty and funny captains are welcome.

WRECK 'EM!


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Yes that’s a 1,200 lb animal she’s controlling – your team is not a problem.

by rpowel2 on Sep 4, 2008 7:53 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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Tech Sweetheart Raider puts her GUNS UP!

TTpilk

by TTpilk645 on Sep 4, 2008 9:30 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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“Ride ’em Tech Lady Raider”

TTpilk

by TTpilk645 on Sep 4, 2008 9:33 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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Our jockey’s don’t wear pink

by allknowing on Sep 4, 2008 10:26 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Wreck’em Tech

With her faithful Pirate companion, Captain Mike, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains leads the fight for law, order and gaudy offensive numbers on the High Plains. The Masked Rider rides again!

by bmaxw on Sep 4, 2008 10:45 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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Our school’s symbol is more feminine than A&M’s “cheerleaders”.

Being an accountant and famous don't go together. If you're a famous accountant, you probably did something wrong.

by Boarder on Sep 4, 2008 11:51 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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After the 1991 movie about a girl and her horse:

“Wild Hartz Can’t Be Broken”

by PhillyRedRaider on Sep 4, 2008 11:55 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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In the words of Kramer “Giddie Up”

by ST04 on Sep 4, 2008 2:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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“Scarlet & Black Attack!”
“Round’Em Up & Gun’Em Down!”
“Masked Rider & Midnight Matador, headed for the Touchdown!”
A 1960’s Tech Band theme: “Ride, Raider, Ride!” with ‘The Horse Music’ played.

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Side note:
The Oklahoma State Cowboys copied our Mascot in 1984 with the “Bullet” mascot.
Wonder when they copied our “Guns Up” with their version of “two guns up”?

by Tech Pirate on Sep 4, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops…Bullet should be “Spirit Rider”……

by Tech Pirate on Sep 4, 2008 4:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strap a sword on her

and let her have a sword in one hand and a gun in the other!

by Pablo M on Sep 5, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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