How are the 3 Stooges (Myers, Hance,Bailey) bringing in the New Year?
-Holed up deep, deep, deep in a bunker beneath Memorial Circle??
-Painting over the pirate on Mike Leach's parking spot?
-Working with a psychic to determine who will next be coach?
-Street performing downtown to raise money to hire their private security?
-Sipping brandy and smoking cigars with Craig James?
-Trying to determine how else they can ruin the university and alienate thousands and thousands of fans?
-Seeing how they can be the next guests on Oprah?
-Perfecting the secret good ol boy handshake?
Ok...I was on a roll there. In all serious, Happy New Year DTN! Maybe 2010 be a year of maintained success for our beloved Red Raiders! The Three Stooges can go to Hell!!!
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You mean Shemp?

Yeah, he sucked… He makes a good Craig James.
It seems Bill Belichick is a Romer disciple as well.
SITTING IN A PENTHOUSE SIPPING FINE SCOTCH OUR DAMN MONEY!
American farmers feed & clothe the world!
I don't think "good ole boys" know what fine scotch is.
Myers – " I say, give me 3 fingers of your finest Glenlivet "
Me – " stupid hillbilly, I thought you wanted fine scotch. "
Myers – “that is fine scotch, what do you know?”
Me – “I’m a professional intoxication specialist with a degree from the top University in these sort of dealings. I know that Glenlivet is NOT the finest scotch. Would you like to mix that with something?”
Myers – “why yes I would, throw a splash of gingerale in the for me please”
Me – “get the f*** out of my bar.”
It’s late and I’m trying to put some humor in all of this…
" Answers -- Become Resources."
Without Questions; There are limited Resources...
No need to air all our dirty laundry about the administration
if we did all we would see is skid marks.

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