It really can't get any better than this, but per the official site, Mike Leach will be hosting a Women's Football Clinic on Wednesday August 5th:

Head Football Coach Mike Leach and former Lady Raiders Coach Marsha Sharp have teamed up to present an enhanced evening of fun, football and style as the 2009 Mike Leach/ASCO Women's Football Clinic will now also feature a style show and dinner with some of the proceeds benefiting the Marsha Sharp Leadership Circle. The popular clinic will be held Wednesday, August 5, with a vendor sale beginning at 4 p.m. at the Frazier Alumni Pavilion.

Let's break this down. 

Football clinic. Sounds like fun.

Style show with Mike Leach?  The internets win. 

I'll say this, if Leach is involved in some sort of runway extravaganza and there are photos, I think the internets might explode. 

I know what you're thinking, that Leach doesn't know anything about fashion, and I'd say that you're absolutely wrong.  Does this suit display a lack of fashion sense?

Texas Tech's Leach Shows Philly Love at Maxwell Football Club (via footballuniversity)

That's what I thought.  And the jokes are a bonus for those of you on the fence about attending.

But this gets even better as Cagle Steaks will be sponsoring the event, which makes this even more perfect as the Captain previously recommended Cagle Steaks for those of you looking for love:

Mike Leach's Tips on Dating (via shelby359)

On a serious note, the Captain lets on that the first annual Red Raider Style Show might involve the unveiling of new Texas Tech uniforms:

"Marsha and I had talked for a few years about combining a style show with the Women's Football Clinic as everyone always got a kick out of the unveiling of our uniforms as part of the clinic. We decided a meal and a style show would be a natural addition to a great evening clinic," Coach Leach said.

For all of you ladies 18 and over, this appears to be the can't-miss event of the year.  I would love (and I mean love) if any of DTN's female readers could send me photos of this event.  You would make my day.