To appease the Football Gods.....

I once ran from my dorm room to Allsups’s to get some fried burritos. In my boxers, during a snow storm.

http://www.doubletnation.com/2008/10/31/650694/prediction-time-texas-vs-t

as I consider this to be more powerful than I’ll ever know.

…the Football Gods responded to our strangely cathartic Karma Cleansing thread by getting our deep snapper arrested for DWI.

1) While at Tech I met a Kappa who had graduated, was married, and a nurse in Lubbock. I proceeded to soil her honor in her home while her husband, also a nurse was at work. He was a male nurse though…so I think I’m good.
2) I love Josh Groban’s music.
3) I shop for my wife’s clothes
4) In highschool, I was asked to help fill up the big yellow and red Igloo water container for the tennis team before a hot practice. I proceeded to pee in it an then watch them line up in the 95 degree heat to quinch their thirst.
5) I broke both my wrists trying to jump over a tennis net to impress a girl.
6) I own a Team Leach shirt.

I’m willing to share to do my part for the team…
1. Biggest regret, I was happy when my last HS football game was over. We were below average and I was tired of the grind. Now I miss playing every year.
2. I faked being sick once as a Sr in order to get out of Monday practice.
3. I tend to cry more as I get older. Most disney movies make me emotional and I’m fine with that.
4. I cry every time I watch Rudy. If you claim you don’t, you’re not an honest person.
5. Went on a week long backpacking trip in Colorado in HS and wanted to quit and go home every single day b/c it was HARD.
6. I didn’t get to finish the season my HS freshman year b/c of No Pass, No Play. I was a freaking idiot and am still embarrassed by this.

here goes…
1. When I was 16, I hit a car in a parking lot, dented the bumper and left without leaving a note.
2. I watch Jersey Shore and I love it! I also read TFLN!
3. I secretly have the password to my son’s email acct and I snoop regularly. He’s 19, you can learn alot.
4. I have my Taylor Swift CD on repeat
5. I have a slight crush on Seth C. whom I’ve never met, talked to nor seen but am somewhat infatuated with him just from this blog!!
You regular post-ers and contributors to DTN are to be commended. This is a great site that I visit daily.

1. In second grade in the middle of a TAKS test, I bent over to reach a pencil and accidently let one rip. I did what any red blooded American would do in this situation, and blamed the guy next to me. The guy I blamed was notorious for his flatulence and could not control his laughter as it so happen to be the first time he wasn’t the culprit. I never fessed up and our person in question got licks (paddled). I never admited. I’m sorry Albert.
2. My girlfriend in college… I had relations with 6 of her sorority sisters. I love sorority girls.
3.I cursed God the day we got beat by Alabama in the Cotton Bowl by a 49 yard field goal.
4.I implored keyloggers on most past relationships to monitor emails… yeah, some things you just need not know.
5. I missed my walking at my Tech graduation because I was in Dallas visiting a girl. I told my parents I was at a job interview that got extended.

1. My freshman year at Tech, I was stood up by a guy that I had met. Ran into him a few months later and he was interested again. I had mono and knew it was contagious. A few years later, I discovered that he mysteriously got mono that semester.
2. Same semester, I dated a guy in the dorms who liked to kiss and tell. (Probably the one who gave me the mono.) One of the guys in the dorm told me this after we dated a few times. I called the old boyfriend a liar and the new boyfriend never made it past 1st base.
3. I used my husband’s sympathy over a delicate surgical procedure as an excuse to get a new car. (I LOVE that car!)
4. When my husband isn’t at home, I watch ESPN and other sports networks.
5. I moved away from Lubbock and left Tech to finish my BA elsewhere. I wasn’t strong enough to pull myself together and finish what I started at Tech. I took the easy road and left. I regret that to this day.
6. I played Powderpuff football in high school and co-rec flag football at Tech. I loved it more than any sport I ever played, and secretly wished that girls had their own football league. I always wanted to tackle someone.
7. I get choked up during the National Anthem and Matador Song.
8. I never appreciated Tech football until I couldn’t attend games.

KWASH, I hate you…here goes.
1. Field of Dreams…final sequence. “Hey dad? Wanna have a catch?” Waterworks. Every time.
2. I have twice used my position at work to score some tail. Last time was about 10 years ago. I hired the chick because we had “chemistry” in the interview. We sealed the deal after her third day. I’m glad she was good at her job and didn’t want to date. I am lucky to not be in jail.
3. I love Disney movies. A lot.
4. As much as I fight it, a good Hallmark movie on a rainy Saturday keeps me interested.
5. I well up at the national anthem. Every time. Even if it’s on TV.
6. A buddy and I went four wheeling all over Treasure Island Par-3 course one night. Lord knows how much it cost them to fix. But he was driving.
7. When I was in the USAF, I was stationed in southern France. I told a local lass, who I had been seeing for one reason only, that we could never spend more than three hours together because I was a U-2 pilot (we flew them out of Istres AB) and it would violate my security clearance regulations. She believed me. This went on for six months until I rotated back to the states. Oh, I wasn’t a U-2 pilot, either.

1) I lied at San Diego State circa 86(spring break) and told them that they had to have Texas style toga parties. This was wearing your drawers around your neck to prove you were going commando. I never had seen nor heard of this, just inspired to see it and it happened…..over 100 people in the fraternity house ‘Texas’ style.
2) On Lubbock to Padre road trip, buddy and I were awakened in the middle of a small town ( I think Alice) with our car running at 6 AM by an officer. Had poured out of Maggie Mae’s on 6th street at 2 AM and decided to head straight there.
3) Too many times to count, on road trips, buddies and I passed ourselves off as the Tech Water Polo team.
4) I am a big fat wuss when it comes to snakes, and I would run over Mother Teresa to get out of the way of them
5) I sold ladies shoes at Hemphill Wells, the old men there knew how to position mirrors (just saying)
6) I had a professor who never had drank before and we got him so hammered he missed work
7) Pierced my ear in the PHX airport bathroom
8)Spent 72 hours straight in Juarez bars
9) I have cried during Extreme Home Makeover episodes (not balling, just tearing up)

10)I think Hootie is talented….really

I was in a high end bar somewhere not in Midland. A rather attractive patron of the bar had developed a bad case of the hiccups. After talking to myself and my co-worker for a brief period of time, she became comfortable and really started to slam down the mixed drinks.

While the hiccups were getting out of control she was desperate to rid herself of them. I suggested that she drop her drawers right there. Being so trustworthy (yeah right) she did as such. Her hiccups ceased and I was the hero in that bar for the next week. She asked me later how I knew of this remedy, and I made something up. I had no idea it would work, she just seemed that gullable.

My wife has never heard this story that I know of. I love you honey!

i bought a Now Country album just because of the taylor swift song … she’s so damn good

Oh great and mighty gods of the swine skinned oblong spheres, please hear my confessions and grant our gladiators victory!
1. I committed petty theft on several occasions while in high school (mostly cassette tapes…yes I am that damn old).
2. I sobbed like a baby while watching “My Dog, Skip” at home…alone…sober.
3. I attended a Red Raider Club meeting in Midland (before the 2008 UT game) dressed as Brandon Carter, and I really enjoyed the make-up part.
4. I let my children grow up to be Longhorns (unforgiveable I know, but I had to get it off my chest).

I will start calling people out shortly…

I can’t help but tap my foot and sing along to Michael Buble’s Haven’t Met You Yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJmKkU5POA

1. I finally admit it, that senior trip when the cops showed up at the state park and I said I was gone fishing the entire time…… I was really running through the woods, hiding in cacti, and stealing beer from coolers nearby.
2. Would leave my gf’s house in highschool to head straight to her friends house….
3. Love Phantom of the Opera, Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz, Glee, and pretty much all decent musicals…
4. I like Glen Beck, and I’m not ashamed of it
5. If I drink Jager, I may say i’m still good and it’s weak, but I wont remember saying that or anything else I did. Who’s thong is in my truck? Been there for 2 years, no one will claim it.
6. I still root for UT baseball every game other than Tech
7. When I told my mom that the drunk girl that stayed the night when I was 15 wanted some and I wouldnt give…. yeah complete lie
8. I have an eye on 4 coworkers, and intend on getting more than an eye on them before this semester is done.

May not be anything too major… but all I can think of. Oh yeah, the first perfect score Mrs. Tatum ever gave on a paper and read aloud to the class and showed other classes……. It’s amazing what drunken copying and pasting can do for you I guess.
Wreck ’em Tech!

>>I religiously watch “it’s a wonderful life” every year…and still tear up as he hugs his kids and the whole town pours into his living room.

>>I cannot hear “God Bless the USA” without tearing up…(they played it pierside as we returned from Desert Storm)

>> the “Star Spangled Banner” never fails to get my heart and my eyes pumping.

>> I delivered pizzas while in college at Auburn and called in that my car had broken down when I was hanging in a hotel room with a very, very HOT group of recent Alumni coeds.

>> While in ROTC some buds and I built a precision bottle rocket launcher and used to sneak through the woods around Auburn and shoot bottle rockets through open windows of Frat houses.

>>I’ve never watched an episode of Extreme Makeover Home addition….that didn’t make me tear up.

>> I secretly hope that someday I might get to see “Cats”. Don’t know why.

And I’m not much of a Catholic anyway. My secrets die with me. Unless Potts really sucks the 1st few weeks. Then I might reconsider.

Whenever anyone lectures me about global warming or the environment, I tell them I will idle the expedition a bit longer to offset their dogma….and I do.

i was rubbing one out when my old lady walked in on me LOL!
i sharted myself while hanging out with two hot chicks in college
theres more but i have to think about it

Beaumont, TX under I-10. Hobo approached me and a friend asking for money. We told him we didn’t have any and he got pissed and said he was going to kill us. We laughed, and that pissed him off even more. In a meth’d rage, he “attacked” us. After running and laughing at the same time, which isn’t easy to do, we got tired of it and proceeded to tickle the shit out of this guy. He bit my friends shoe and took the shoe laces during this conundrum.

Said friend became quite upset about it and went after the guy again. I had to break up a fight between my friend and a homeless fellow. Later that night/morning, we found him asleep in a shopping basket. He then went speeding down the hill mad as could be without knowing why his basket/home thing was moving. We’d pushed it from behind.

The funny part about this story, was that my good friends mother had a business across the street from all of this and had seen what we had done……..and so had the security cameras. Upon arriving home at my parents I was already in deep s***. She had called and told them what happened.

I denied every last bit of it, got grounded for a month, and had to give that guy my allowance for 6 months solid.

A lesson in humility? No, I still consider the idea. Which is quite sad.

1. I committed petty theft several times as a teenager… aquarium accessories, candy, and video games mostly.
2. I was friends with a 21-22 year old chick I didn’t know very well when I was 16, she visited Lubbock several times and stayed in my parent’s guest bedroom. And .. ya know.
3. I caused some equipment at work to fail on purpose so I could get assigned some better equipment.
4. I mostly ignored a Tech football player in the one class and group project we had together, in part because he was a football player and I didn’t think he could do the work.
5. When I was a 6-ish I hit a kitten with a baseball bat and killed it on purpose, and aided the neighborhood psycho in trying to chop off a dog’s leg (we didn’t actually do it). I still feel guilty about it even though I have no idea why we were doing that, I love animals.
6. Field of Dreams “Catch” scene and the National Anthem.. ditto for the waterworks.
7. My wife watches HGTV a lot and I don’t mind several of the shows. Also, I watched the entire series of Charmed and that wasn’t so bad either. Still holding out on Twilight.

10. A guy from my highschool was dating my recent ex girlfriend and was shwasted at a party without a cell phone. We, being the nice gentlemen that we were, offered to take care of him and bring him home. Made a party of 6 at my house, got him incoherently drunk, beat him mercilessly with our shoes, then took off on four wheelers and dropped him off 5 miles down a mud road the 4 wheelers could barely handle…. And denied ever seeing him the next monday at school.

This really is a site for the ill repute. . .

Ok here’s my confession.

I like slow moonlit walks on the beach . . .(just kidding) . . .

I’ve thrown in jail three times. Spent the night once. Believe me, if you ever meet me, you won’t believe it, but it’s true. One time in Lubbock. One time in Houston. One time in the Cyprus. Almost one time in France. All were alchohol related, although I was never convicted of anything. Houston was the scariest – by far.

I slept with the girl who bailed me out in Houston, even though we were just ‘friends.’

I got beat up at a Willie Nelson concert in Lubbock the year after I graduated from Tech because some idiot was pissing on my friend’s car. I mouthed off to him, and his buddy sucker punched me from the side. While bloody and dazed on the pavement, I tried to pull a Rocky and said “where you going.” Things didn’t quite work out like they do in the movies.

I went to a party later and endured an entire night of hazing that went like this, “Let me get this straight. You drove 12 hours from Houston to watch a concert and impress a girl, and ended up getting beat up by a freshman because some guy was pissing on a car that wasn’t even your’s, and now you have to drive back? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha….”

Over the past 8 months, no matter how bad things got, I never, and I mean never, tried to buy a Team Leach T-shirt!!!

Looking forward to meeting everyone this weekend!! I’ll bring the Scotch. . .

You don’t even hear this kind of confession at church.

1) My wife threatens to wear at UT shirt to the game we get tickets to, and openly opposes Tech when we get behind.

2) Pixar movies will always be my favorite.

3) I have watched HGTV on more than one occasion and enjoyed it.

4) I sometimes stop on the Spanish radio stations while looking for music and not realize that I’m listening to Spanish music till many minutes later.

Not really, but this is highly entertaining. I’m probably the only person to notice this, which is a good thing. . but KWash— it’s Seven BRIDES for Seven Brothers. . not wives.

that’s why we’re here. You’re welcome.

1. When I was 4, I played dolls with Diana.

2. When I was 10 my mother made a dress for my sister…when it was finished, since my sister was asleep, my mother made me the model so she could show it to a neighbor.

3. I played violin in the 4th grade.

4. I was a cheerleader in the 9th grade.

5. When I was a senior in HS, I found a can of beer, I shared with with two buddies…we all got drunk.

6. I watched the movie “Kite Runner.”

7. It made me cry.

8. Last Friday I drank two glasses of white wine…..

1. I brought home a girl one night whom I had my way with…..to make a long story short….SHE wet my bed

2. I watch CUPCAKE WARS with my wife and I don’t complain about it.

3.Musicals: , Tommy, Phantom, Ms Saigon, Lion King….and oh yes…>SPAMALOT

4. I got married THREE TIMES to the same woman…twice in the same day

5. I cry like a little bitch at the Christmas episode of the West Wing….the one where Toby Sigler arranges an Arlington Natl Cemetary funeral for a homeless Korea vet….the climax is the full honors funeral to the tune of little drummer boy….WAAAAAAAAAAAA! plenty of backstory including the prez’s secretary losing BOTH sons in the same battle in vietnam….waaaaaaaaaa, again

6. Im 44 now, been drinkin wine since I was 26…it rocks….expect wine at RaiderDoc’s tailgate….Im brining it….Yeah, Im snooty. so there

1. I use baby wipes (so fresh and so clean clean)
2. My wife makes ‘ALL’ the money…
3. And decides how I can use it
4. I live in Oklahoma City, and Love it
5. I am scared of the dark
6. I walked on the baseball team my freshman year and was redshirted, then quit my sophmore year. I still tell people I played college baseball.
7. Spent so little time on campus I don’t know the names of the buildings, or where they are.
8. I can’t remember the fight song
9. I want my 6 year old to be a kicker/punter
10. I was the drunk jackass at the bar you wanted to or did punch in the face. Then I left with your girlfriend, because I told her I played college baseball.

1. Frequently used the “rabbit hunt” as a guise for other shennanigan’s which often included stolen or “re-arranged” road signs; dead mailboxes; “un-lit” radio towers; pressure sprayers, diesel, and rival football fields; and such. Oh, and we stashed the road signs in an old school bus that we never used.
2. Stole seat from said school bus for use in back on primary mischief vehicle — the International Scout.
3. Followed the newspaper guy around one morning while pulling an all-nighter. “Re-allocated” most of the route onto my neighbors front porch. Oh yeah, they were Sunday Houston Chronicles . . . about 100 of them.
4. I’ve seen how Jack-in-the-Box tacos are mass produced and what goes into them. . . yet I still eat them on certain drunken occasions.
5. I hate cats and always have. I remember sitting kittens on top of poles and leaving them there for hours . . . but I never introduced them to a baseball bat. Perhaps a rifle . . . but certainly no bats.
6. I don’t have a lot of first-hand drunk stories . . . because I am usually the asshole encouraging or setting up the drunker person for his own first-hand story.
7. I miss Dallas freeways. I enjoy getting right behind a bunch of wheelie-popping crotch rockets as they terrorize LBJ. If they want to hot dog and show how “extreme” they are, I gladly up the ante in the event they crash.
8. I have raced school buses; trust me: it takes a lot of open two-lane for an adequate passing window.
9. Despite spending way too much time on this thread, I didn’t realize my own cousin was RaiderDoc until I asked if he ever checked out this thread.
10. I attended tamu for 2 years (1991-1993) and left for love. It took some time and a Zach Thomas interception to sway my allegiance. Since that time, my passion for Tech has grown continually . . . as has my disdain for tamu.

if SMU will be distracted with prayers for our mis-guided souls.

1. The 2009 loss to A&M is entirely my fault, there is NO other way to explain that disaster- As I slowly passed an A&M car 1 day prior to the game, I proceeded to dust off my proud new Tech hat in their full view located on the dashboard. They dusted us off the next day.
2. I made trail mix for my drunks friends at a party that included cat chow- It was a big hit (no I won’t be bringing this to any DTN tailgate).
3. I told a good friend that I could not make his wedding due to a military ocommitment. The truth- we had all slept w/ the bride and I really could not stomach such an event (they’re now divorced).
4. After a love session w/ some honky tonk special I found, we stripped a friend down to nothing & sent him into the room for a round. She was not amused & kicked him out. When I returned to the place of business, I told her that I had no knowledge of the practice.

This has to be nearing a record for most responses to a post that did NOT involve one of the following:
1. Mike Leach
2. Gerald Meyers
3. Kent Hance
4. Adam/Craig James
5. Big XII collapse
6. Game day thread

Excellent work!

a) took a girl home from midnight rodeo by telling her I was Jeremy from Cross Canadian Ragweed. (props to my buddy for going along with the story). Then
b) got to sit next to her in biology lab the next tuesday!

1. I married an aggie and will begrudgingly root for the team when not playing Tech
2. I own aggie gear. (if I didn’t live in College Station it wouldn’t happen..)
3. My wife makes 2x more money than I do so I must allow for #2.
4. I have watched Phineas and Ferb when the kids aren’t home and love every Pixar movie.
5. I drive a minivan and don’t mind.

I have officially run out of man points….

…and I have enjoyed reading these, though I will not include the worst stuff even if it costs us a National Championship. I think shooting for a Big12 Championship is all I’m willing to give up…

1. At age 16 in Odessa I stole a VW Bug and drove it to Goldsmith in order to hook up with a girl.
2. As a bouncer at Dallas Nights, Bash’s and other places, I used my inordinate power for nefarious purposes.
3. When I met my wife (who was then at Tech) she regularly had to drive me around Lubbock on Saturday morning in order to find my car.
4. I told my friends my sister was gay in order to get them to stop badgering me about going out with her. It didn’t stop them.
5. I once batted our favorite cat off the counter because… I don’t like cats on the counter. That night, he squeezed under the door (yes… stay tuned) and took a dump on the middle of my chest. When I woke up, noticing the door was closed, I accused my wife of taking a shiat on me. Later, we watched the cat squeeze under the door and I had to apologize profusely.
6. I stayed in bed sleeping for a whole semester because my girlfriend broke up with me on New Years Eve. I’d never had anyone break up with me before… and I really wasn’t that hooked on her. I got a .0 something GPA and was kicked out of school for the second time.

Oh, and a cat took a dump on me.

Antiswarm, out.

Made counterfeit parking stickers and sold them for one third the cost. Maybe I sold you one. Paid for my parking sticker and kept a little change in my pocket.

• My college roommate for 2 years was too drunk to take his date home from our fraternity formal so…being the gracious gentleman that I am, I escorted her home. We had relations, and when he came over to her room the next morning he thought there was nothing unusual about me sitting in my tux pants and bowtie only in her computer chair checking email. This was near the end of the school year and later that summer he told me he got the Clap from this girl. She must have contracted it from another guy between us because I was free and clear. He said his nether-regions swelled up to the size of a grapefruit.
• the night before a big game against a rival high school we let 300 rats spray painted our schools colors into the opposing schools hallways at 6AM. We lost 23-0
• on our way home from football practice we saw a beer truck who left his back door open – there were about 20 cases of beer on the ground, and we stopped in the middle of traffic and loaded as many as we could into the back of my truck. The driver came back on the other side of the street and yelled at us to put it back. We threw one of the cases of beer at his truck which smashed into a thousand pieces and drove off. I am sorry beer man. Those cases of beer were all gone by about 9pm after we let all our friends know our “score”
• My room at the fraternity house was directly across from the bathroom at one of the Sorority houses – just sayin’…one night about 20 of us watched a guy get fallacio in the bathroom. When she was done we opened up the window and sounded an airhorn followed by thunderous applause. It made the school paper…best part of the whole deal was the girl lived next door to me Freshman year and said she couldn’t hook up with me because I was a “gentile”

OMG so many more – this partial list will have to suffice until we play aggie.

> Was drunk and got into a fight with a cow at my girlfriends ranch. And lost. Some of you probably realize how hard that is to do.

>Pegged a bunch of nun’s (repeatedly) from a roof top (that I wasn’t supposed to be on) with Mardi Gras beads at my Jr. High.

>Took my shirt off, draped a towel over my head, and wandered through the girl’s locker room at my high school. Got caught. Didn’t get suspended though, just a week in detention and “10 licks”. Got a chuckle out of the principal though.

>Got drunk and Kwashed a friends guest room in a house they had just built and moved into the week before. We still hang out and I still haven’t admitted it.

>Drove around town with my high school buddies scoping out open garages looking for cases of beer. Helpfully taught some folks about the problems associated with leaving their garage doors open by confiscating said beer…. can’t be too careful folks. Lord knows I don’t leave mine open as a result.

>Went to every Texas home game last year (my wife bought season tickets) but haven’t been to a Tech home game since 1991. I also cheer for them as long as it’s not against Tech.

>I would not be able to do this for an Aggie chick. In fact I probably couldn’t have married my wife if she was an Aggie and I love the hell out of that woman. Not an admission, just a distinction that needed to be made.

>In 6th grade my brother and I broke out every window in my elementary school one night. Still don’t know what possessed me. It was all over the local papers. Never got caught.

>Went to Juarez with some pledges when I was pledge trainer. Got a bunch of old Mexican ladies to throw rotten vegetables at a drunk pledge who was being really obnoxious, just for grins. It was easy to get them to do that. Then had to sit in the car with him all the way back to Lubbock.

>I was in Sing-Song. Twice. And I really enjoyed it.

>The people that know me today would never imagine I would do these types of things. I am guilty of carrying on this charade.

Friggin’ Football Gods. That’s all I’m giving. If anyone ever brings any of this up – I’ll deny it.

when refering to a nemesis, enemy or counterpart… "you come against me and I will kwash you little ass… "

I sang karaoke to Hanging Tough by New Kids On The Block. Just so I could add it to this thread. While I could barely stomach the act (with as much as I had, it was a surprise) I made it out alive and had a handful of fans afterwards.

I hope this is enough…..

KWash told me he had something that would bring me back to the site.

I hate him.

1. I got so drunk one time that, after throwing up several times, my friends “hooked” an Albertson’s grocery bag over my ears and left me in the car, slouched against the window, while they went inside a resturaunt to eat.

2. I stole random crap from a Wal-Mart once when I was a juvenile.

3. I beat up this drunk guy outside Bash’s because he was being rude to my wife on her birthday. I knew I could and would and told my wife that I felt bad about it. Not true. “I gave the guy several chances to apologize!” I hadn’t been in a fight for a while and wanted to blow off some steam. I really beat the crap out of him.

4. I once had a conversation with my mom while I was tripping on acid during my high school years. I don’t know what we talked about but to this day she says it was one of the sweetest talks we’ve ever had. Sorry mom…I have no idea!

5. While living in an apartment in Lubbock I got really drunk and mad about something stupid. Determined to “fix” the problem I hopped in my Jeep and speed through the apartment complex parking lot and lost control of my vehicle. I took a turn, ran into the back of a Ford Explorer, pushed it over the curb while sliding off the bumber into a mid sized car parked next to it. The force was so great that the mid sized car was pushed into the van parked next to it!!! In one fell swoop I damaged three other people’s vehicles at 3AM. I took off. The next morning the police came knocking on my door. I told him I hit a water filled pothole and lost control of the Jeep and that I knocked on a couple of doors but didn’t know who the cars belonged to. I didn’t get a ticket and the apartment complex had to pay for damages because there really was a water filled pothole near the spot of my “accident” (I dodged it every day so I knew it was there). The damage to my Jeep was minimal. I had to replace my grill gaurd and bend out my bumber which the apartment complex paid for as well. The bumper was already bent BTW from running over small trees in the neighborhood after the bar a few nights before.

That’s what I’ve got for now.

Go TECH!

I dread the thought of what yesterday might have been without it.

Very respectfully, TM